[Automated MNU Instructional Voice] - When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
Gentle reminder that we all make dumb mistakes. Take a picture, laugh at yourself, and try to salvage your kitchen before the fires spread.
favorite scenes: the interrogation of Monsieur LaPadite from Inglourious Basterds (2009)
At a certain point he brings out this pipe, and what pipe does he bring out, it’s the Sherlock Holmes pipe. One, you could say it’s a sexual thing: ‘my pipe is bigger than yours’ and the other thing you could say is ‘I know you’re lying and I got you.’ So maybe he doesn’t smoke a pipe at all, it’s simply just an interrogation technique to send the farmer to hell. It’s simply an act of theatre. - Quentin Tarantino [source]