parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
- Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
- Me: AYYYYY
- Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
the new mayor of a ton full of animals. I don’t quite understand why it’s called, “Animal Crossing” when really, humans cross from town to town more than the animals do…
Sir Douchebag the Warrior
I’m Jean Grey aka the Phoenix?!
I. Can. Dig. This!
Alice Liddell XD FUCK YES
I’m Kasumi from DOA5 Hell Yeah
Oh my god. I am the driver of Traffic Racer.
Smashin into random cars, smashing into random — BOOM BITCH GET OUT THE WAY — just making my way downtown, driving fast, cars just pass, and I’m reckless — I’m on the hiiiiiigh way to hell — gotta go fast *guitar riffs* faster faster f-f-f-f faster —
Sonic the motherfucking Hedgehog
Cole MacGrath from Infamous. I’ll take it.
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
Can I call you? I miss the sound of your voice.